Gender Roles

My second grade teacher: "Joolya has a difficult time staying on task; her handwriting is messy; she has trouble staying in her seat and talking out of turn. Of course, if she were a little boy, we wouldn't even be having this discussion . . ."

My mother: [Sigh] "So how about I put her in overalls and strap a dildo on her and we can stop having this conversation?"

(First posted here.)