The US of H
The United States of Happiness is in blue. The beige is the Confederacy. Green means we have given Alaska to Canada. Utah is now Deseret for the Mormons to do with what they like. Texas is its own country, which they've always wanted to be anyway. The red chunk is Heartland America Homeland Land. I think this map makes a lot of sense, don't you? The USH will totally dominate.
posted by Joolya at
6:22 AM
5 Comments:
Brilliant! I especially love your attention to details in central PA, southern FL, and eastern MO. It looks like HAHL will be eating a LOT of beef and corn, and not a whole lot else. also, they're going to be awfully thirsty (and not just because of all the beef.) Brand would say that Nevada is a swing state, but i say give vegas to HAHL, then they'll have an internal source of sin to invade and throw rocks at, spare the rest of us the trouble.
Yes! AND we get Hawaii!!
If you'll direct your attention to the lower chunk of Nevada, you will see that WE get Las Vegas. The Xtreme Xtians won't want it anyway.
Perhaps Raleigh-Durham, Boulder, and Austin can be protectorates or neutral territories?
I think you ought to give the bottom half of Idaho and the top quarter of Arizona to the Mormons (since they belong to them anyway)... and then give the top half of Idaho to the Confederacy (they can call it a territory if they'd like, much like Guam or Puerto Rico). Oh, and cede Michigan's upper peninsula to Canada.
"I think you ought to give the bottom half of Idaho and the top quarter of Arizona to the Mormons (since they belong to them anyway)."
Unfortunately, it seems southern Wyoming does as well.
When this happens, how will I be able to apply for emigration?
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