Goodbye, Dear Friends
Sad to report: Chip the fish is no longer with us.
In other news, according to last weekend's NY Times, someone put a finger in a Wendy's sandwich to extort money from the company and was sentenced to 12 years in jail! Compare this to the 18 months that convicted Watergate felons served. I mean, you shouldn't go around putting fingers into sandwiches, but the punishment ought to fit the crime, no?
Update on fish mortality: Jennifer has left the building, also in plastic.
A nation mourns.
In other news, according to last weekend's NY Times, someone put a finger in a Wendy's sandwich to extort money from the company and was sentenced to 12 years in jail! Compare this to the 18 months that convicted Watergate felons served. I mean, you shouldn't go around putting fingers into sandwiches, but the punishment ought to fit the crime, no?
Update on fish mortality: Jennifer has left the building, also in plastic.
A nation mourns.


2 Comments:
Sigh. Yeah, that's the problem with fishies. *sniff* At least you still have the Steelers, who for a change didn't choke in the playoffs.
yikes. it's tough to be a fish these days!
my sympathies
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