TV At My House, Last Night.

"Blah blah blah blah libberdie blah." Clapclapclapclapclap. "Blah-di-blah isolationist blah terrr'r blah blah evil blah blah." [Smirk] Clapclapclapclapclap. "Blah blah freedom demockersee blah nukular blah blah blah." Clapclapclapclapclap.

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"The only thing better than eating a delicious burger was going on a date with the delicious Berger."

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"What could be gayer than a patent leather shoe? Hooray!"

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Clapclapclapclapclap. [Smirk] "Oil terrr'r freedom libberdie isolationism." Clapclapclapclapclap.

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"Aceite bla bla bla malvado bla bla tortura bla terrorismo bla bla bla libertad bla bla la fe en Dios." Aplausoaplausoaplausoaplausoaplauso.

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"It seemed that the popularity of Raw Food could be attributed to the Hot Waiter. Samantha was determined to wait the other women out . . ."

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"War is peace. Slavery is Freedom. Ignorance is Strength."

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"Cheers queers!"

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