"Who do I have to blow to get a goddamn nitrogen tank???"

Ahhhhh!!!!!!!!

There are lots of things I could be doing if I had a nitrogen tank. I am very cross. Fucking fuck.

I went down to the deliveries department to very sweetly ask that the tanks we'd ordered for yesterday be delivered today. "Oh, sure!" said the guy - who it turns out is the only guy working there today. Why? I go to lunch, meet up with some of my classmates, come back - and no tanks! Nada! Thus it is impossible for me to do what I need to do unless I am prepared to be in lab all evening.

I should not swear and yell things like the above in my place of work. But seriously. Wouldn't you?

Anyway, it amuses the inmates and teaches them to fear my wrath.