Happy belated Canadian Thanksgiving, by the way.

From NewsMax, via Wonkette, via Boomy.

On Sunday, October 16, a unique political event will take place.

Unique being defined as PROOF THAT THE END TIMES ARE REALLY HERE.

At a concert of the legendary rock group U2, Senator Rick Santorum will hold a fund-raising event for one night only.

Hold up . . . U2 . . .and . . . Rick Santorum???

Rick "that frothy mix" Santorum, shit-streak senator from Pennsylvania???

And Bono???

As in the case of Santorum, Bono's religious convictions inform his activities.

The U2 leader shared some of his faith perspectives with the author of the book "Bono in Conversation." He said, "It's a mind-blowing concept that the God who created the Universe might be looking for company, a real relationship with people."

Santorum told "Christianity Today" that "faith is a source of morality; it's a source of virtue; it's a source of reason. It's a tremendous influence on my worldview."

End times, my friends. Boomy has been warning us about the evils of Bono for years now. I did not believe her. She held up a sign on the traffic island, yet I scoffed. She prophesied the true nature of Bono, but I believed her not. I now believe. Bono has gone over to the dark side. The end times are so upon us, it's not even funny.*

Next year in Canada, my people . . . next year in the Holy Land.

*Irony alert.