Mama Said, Mama Said

My mama has always said that I am a glass-10%-empty person rather than a glass-90%-full kinda person. Therefore I am going to try to be glad about the people who love me and not grieve about the ones who don't.

My mama also said that "leopards don't change their spots, and dickheads don't stop ejaculating, just because time has passed." She has a way with the vivid imagery, that woman.

And finally, without further ado, I present to you-

Ethyl and Joolya's Extended Rule of Genetics:

1. A donor or recipient of genetic material is not obligated to act within the bounds of societal labels (e.g., "father," "daughter,") due solely to the presence of 50% similar genetic material.
2. A donor (or recipient) of genetic material is biologically and morally obliged to act in the best interest of the recipient (or donor). However, when the donor (or recipient) of genetic material fails to act in the biological or moral best interest of the recipient (or donor), the former forfeits his/her rights to the normal parent-offspring bond.
3. A nonsanguinous individual acting in the best interest of parent or offspring figure is summarily entitled to priveleges normally entailed upon genetically linked individuals.